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Download Free Answering Machine Messages and Email Alerts
All free telephone answering machine messages and email alert notifications sound effects, audio clips & recorded messages. Both Wav and Mp3 sound formats available. Message recordings include celebrities from Elvis Presley to Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) to Hannibal Lector to Alice Cooper, Columbo and Garfield. Large selection of funny, strange, scary and outright weird messages can also be found in this section.

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 Free Sound Effect Audio Clips and Recorded Messages (Telephone Answering Machine / Email Alerts



       

Free Sound Effects, Audio Clips, Recorded Messages
Download free wave (.wav) and MP3 (.mp3) sound recordings of messages you can use for your answering machine. Email alerts, which are sound files used in email programs to alert the user of specific events (for example, 'you have mail'), are also available as free downloads. Examples of answering machine message downloads include, Elvis Presley, Homer Simpson, Bugs Bunny, Britney Spears, other celebrity sound-alikes and answering machine message downloads using a wide variety of voice qualities and sayings, quotes and so forth.

The free sound effects (messages for answering machines and email programs) below are all wave (.wav) or MP3 (.mp3) file audio clips unless otherwise specified.

Right-click on a sound effect (audio clip or recorded message) and choose 'Save Target As' or 'Save Link As' (depending on the web browser you are using) to save the free audio clips to your computer.
Telephone Answering Machine Messages & Email Alert Recordings 

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Burgler Message
'The owner ain't home right now...'
Wired to Kitten
'This answering machine is connected...'
Presidential Chatline
'Hello, you have reached...'
Me & Bugsy Message
'Hello, there's nobody home...'
Dog Will Return Call
'Hi, I'm not here...'
Cat Will Return Call
'Hi, I'm not able to come to the phone...'
Suicidal Answer Message
'Don't bother leaving your name...'
Bohemiam Rhapsody (Parody)
'Is this a real voice...'
Royalty Answering Machine
'Ladies and Gentlemen...'
Tune of Oscar Meyer Weiner
'Oh I wish that we could stop and take your call...'
Coronation Street Addicts
'Hello Love, Mr and Mrs can't come to the phone...'
Irritated Elderly Answers Phone
'I beg your pardon, do you dare accost me...'
Mission Impossible
'Hello caller, you're mission should you choose...'
Mom & Noisy Kids
'Shut up, I'm on the phone right now...'
Fred Flintstone Answering Machine
'Listen you rockhead, quit calling...'

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iFact #2 - Video Game Sound Effects
The principles involved with modern video game sound effects (since the introduction of sample playback) are essentially the same as those of motion pictures. Typically a game project requires two jobs to be completed: sounds must be recorded or selected from a library and a sound engine must be programmed so that those sounds can be incorporated into the game's interactive environment.

In earlier computers and video game systems, sound effects were typically produced using sound synthesis. In modern systems, the increases in storage capacity and playback quality has allowed sampled sound to be used. The modern systems also frequently utilize positional audio, often with hardware acceleration, and real-time audio post-processing, which can also be tied to the 3D graphics development. Based on the internal state of the game, multiple different calculations can be made. This will allow for, for example, realistic sound dampening, echoes and doppler effect.

Historically the simplicity of game environments reduced the required number of sounds needed, and thus only one or two people were directly responsible for the sound recording and design. As the video game business has grown and computer sound reproduction quality has increased, however, the team of sound designers dedicated to game projects has likewise grown and the demands placed on them may now approach those of mid-budget motion pictures.
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